Random Thoughts...

... on campaign yard signs, men with women as they shop, and other such life obsessions:


•If laughter is the best medicine, does that mean I can now get it through Medco By Mail?

• Has anyone yet explained just what "Mitt" means?

• If, after such a mild winter, the Groundhog sees his shadow, will that mean six more weeks of spring?

• Is it about time Ben Gay changes his name?

• What does it say when a yard has campaign signs for BOTH of the candidates ... other than perhaps the homeowner doesn't really care who wins?

• Whatever happened to George Foreman?

•  Credit where credit is due: If it weren't for us men in the world, who would open all the pickle jars and mayonnaise lids?

• Now that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have been "madly in love," married and then also divorced, all in only 72 days, does this mean single folk now have two options - (1) go on dates, get to know each other, learn each other foibles, mull the future or (2) if you don't want to be together that long, just get married?

• Whatever happened to Richard Carpenter, of the Carpenters?

• Don't you just love the sight of the big, tough, burly guys shopping with their wives in a store, just moments after she said, "Here, hold me purse ..."?

• Ever noticed a "Two and a Half Men" rerun is always playing in the hospital lounge or waiting room at the oil-and-lube place?

• Something I've always wondered: if you have amnesia, how do you know?

•  Don't you hate those drivers who drive under the speed limit because they're doing something, like yakking on the phone ... except during those times when you're on the phone and suddenly notice you're driving under the speed limit, too?

• "Is there really such a thing as a `non-stop' flight? Shouldn't they be called "one-stop" flights, unless the passengers all bail out over the destination?"

• "Does AARP get a senior discount on their advertising?"

• Is there anything worse than an office mate who's always away from his desk and has his cell ring-tone set to "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

• Whatever happened to Sharon Stone, too?

• Finally, if the Mayan calendar is right and Armageddon, in fact, occurs this Dec. 22, just how sad is it we will have first had to endure this presidential campaign, too?